i don't even like carrots  for Glen Coco! and none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.

earthnation:

my anaconda doesn’t

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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matsuoska:

kaneki ken only wanted to go on bookstore dates

what the hell happened